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Smart Score 

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.
Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."
Smart Score by boikinly August 14, 2023
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smartscore 

(Noun) The IXL scoring system bullshit. also known as dumbscore
kid : *on IXL*
smartscore: *get a thing wrong* -7 points
smartscore: *gets a thing right* +1 point
smartscore by i hate ixl September 30, 2020

smartcore 

an individual who has the characteristics of a "hardcore" person relating to physical style, lifestyle, and music but who still manages to be well-spoken, educated, and goal oriented
"That guy over there reading Kafka and studying for his mid-terms while listening to hardcore music on his iPod totally has full sleeve tattoos and great hair; he must be smartcore."
smartcore by Briana W December 5, 2007

smartcore 

A new fashion that combines emo-hardore with smart-casual.
How to Wear Smartcore: Studded belt, Draipipes or Loose Fitting Jeans and Vans or Converses worn with a White Shirt. PERFECT!
smartcore by trouble123 December 10, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026