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Smart Score 

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.
Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."
Smart Score by boikinly August 14, 2023
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smartscore 

(Noun) The IXL scoring system bullshit. also known as dumbscore
kid : *on IXL*
smartscore: *get a thing wrong* -7 points
smartscore: *gets a thing right* +1 point
smartscore by i hate ixl September 30, 2020

smartcore 

an individual who has the characteristics of a "hardcore" person relating to physical style, lifestyle, and music but who still manages to be well-spoken, educated, and goal oriented
"That guy over there reading Kafka and studying for his mid-terms while listening to hardcore music on his iPod totally has full sleeve tattoos and great hair; he must be smartcore."
smartcore by Briana W December 5, 2007

smartcore 

A new fashion that combines emo-hardore with smart-casual.
How to Wear Smartcore: Studded belt, Draipipes or Loose Fitting Jeans and Vans or Converses worn with a White Shirt. PERFECT!
smartcore by trouble123 December 10, 2008

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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