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Smalltalked 

The act of being forced into a meaningless conversation.
"I got smalltalked in an elevator last week. It was horrible"
Smalltalked by Bjhadley February 4, 2023
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smalltalk 

A completely Object Oriented (OO) language that was created to be as easy as smalltalk (chit-chat). In actuality, it's the programmer's bane, driving otherwise sane individuals, particularly college students who take Smalltalk classes, to bouts of heavy drinking, depression, and in some cases, suicidal tendencies.
Student 1 - "Why oh why do we have to take smalltalk?"
Student 2 (Whilst drinking heavily from a handle of rum) - "Because those fuckers won't bloody well let us take C++ which would actually be practical!"
smalltalk by stuckGT February 7, 2010

Smalltalk 

Flexible fully object-oriented dynamically typed programming language.
I like programming in Smalltalk.
Smalltalk by T0 September 21, 2005

Smalltalkaphobia 

noun
an abnormal or pathological fear of small talk.
I don't have a boyfriend, but I have mace and smalltalkaphobia. BACK UP!!

Ask him about the weather and he will evaporate. He has smalltalkaphobia!

He's always late because he runs on CP time, but he leaves early because he has smalltalkaphobia.
Smalltalkaphobia by #Tahj January 19, 2014

smalltalk 

Sales pitch of anti-depressant salesmen aimed at this thinking man.
Saleswoman "Did you see big brother last night?"

Homo Sapiens"Groan Don't make with the smalltalk."
smalltalk by chatters44 May 27, 2009

smalltalk 

One of the most beautiful OO languages ever created. Runs in an image in a virtual machine and so, in some sense, has been running since its inception in the late 70s/early 80s.

Hands-down the most expressive OO language in existence - average internal method size as of 2007: 6.5-ish lines.
Best IDE: Cincom Smalltalk

Transcript show: 'Hello, world!'.
smalltalk by ALPSMAC March 2, 2010

smalltalkrry 

smalltalkrry the nicest, funniest, sexiest, and coolest harry fp ever💪💪💪. shes my bae and i love her!!!! SHES THE BEST IDC❤️ 🔥‼️😍💗😋🥰😼🙏❤️ 🩹
smalltalkrry- MY FAV MUTUAL EVER ILY BAE‼️‼️‼️‼️
smalltalkrry by kyla🤣 June 28, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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