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smalltalk 

A completely Object Oriented (OO) language that was created to be as easy as smalltalk (chit-chat). In actuality, it's the programmer's bane, driving otherwise sane individuals, particularly college students who take Smalltalk classes, to bouts of heavy drinking, depression, and in some cases, suicidal tendencies.
Student 1 - "Why oh why do we have to take smalltalk?"
Student 2 (Whilst drinking heavily from a handle of rum) - "Because those fuckers won't bloody well let us take C++ which would actually be practical!"
smalltalk by stuckGT February 7, 2010

Smalltalk 

Flexible fully object-oriented dynamically typed programming language.
I like programming in Smalltalk.
Smalltalk by T0 September 21, 2005

Smalltalkaphobia 

noun
an abnormal or pathological fear of small talk.
I don't have a boyfriend, but I have mace and smalltalkaphobia. BACK UP!!

Ask him about the weather and he will evaporate. He has smalltalkaphobia!

He's always late because he runs on CP time, but he leaves early because he has smalltalkaphobia.
Smalltalkaphobia by #Tahj January 19, 2014

smalltalk 

Sales pitch of anti-depressant salesmen aimed at this thinking man.
Saleswoman "Did you see big brother last night?"

Homo Sapiens"Groan Don't make with the smalltalk."
smalltalk by chatters44 May 27, 2009

smalltalk 

One of the most beautiful OO languages ever created. Runs in an image in a virtual machine and so, in some sense, has been running since its inception in the late 70s/early 80s.

Hands-down the most expressive OO language in existence - average internal method size as of 2007: 6.5-ish lines.
Best IDE: Cincom Smalltalk

Transcript show: 'Hello, world!'.
smalltalk by ALPSMAC March 2, 2010

smalltalkrry 

smalltalkrry the nicest, funniest, sexiest, and coolest harry fp ever💪💪💪. shes my bae and i love her!!!! SHES THE BEST IDC❤️ 🔥‼️😍💗😋🥰😼🙏❤️ 🩹
smalltalkrry- MY FAV MUTUAL EVER ILY BAE‼️‼️‼️‼️
smalltalkrry by kyla🤣 June 28, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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