slutburger 

Hamburgers from Carl's Jr. as advertised by Paris Hilton.

Yo dog, let's take the Escalade down to Carl's Jr. and get us some slutburgers!

slutburger by Bear Midriff May 28, 2005

Slutburger 

a derogatory term for a dirty girl that angers you with her stupidity

Seth "Dang dude, I hate all these dumb bits'"

Noah "Dude forget all those fuppin' Slutburgers"

Slutburger by Maximilian Domonis August 19, 2011

sloppy slutburger 

A sloppy slutburger is that kind of slut that does a dirty dick to a guy, but in this case the slut is rushing off to her next fuck and forgets to wipe the spent jism in her cunt, and the next guy eats her out and thinks she’s cum’n on his face.

Damn! It’s the second time she served me a sloppy slutburger, I had it tested for sperm and it tested positive!

sloppy slutburger by BeanTownBeanery January 30, 2021

sloppy slutburger with cheese 

Sloppy slutburger w/cheese: a female who just finished sex w/jism in her twat, rushes out the door to her next dicking session without cleaning up the jizm in her, but has developed a yeast infection from not cleaning up spent jiz, some men are known as a sloppy slutburger w/cheese, because they are immune to the slightest hint of the smell of an micdonolds cheeseburger.

Gross, Mary! Why didn’t you at least wipe that thing, it smells like a sloppy slutburger with cheese ... how many guys did you fuck last night???!!!

sloppy slutburger with cheese by BeanTownBeanery January 30, 2021

slutduggery 

a woman who uses her sex appeal to get men to do her favors.

The extra had her slutduggery skills in high gear as she attempted to secure a SAG voucher from the Assistant Director.

slutduggery by Christine Palau May 17, 2006

Spurtburger

A sandwich that gushes condiments in a sudden ejacution of Mayo upon face

Hey Alvin, are you enjoying your spurtburger ?

Oh dangnabbit, Monti, this hoagie is a real spurtburger! I feel sullied.

Spurtburger by RandyBob June 12, 2019

shitburgers and dick cheese 

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.

Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.

shitburgers and dick cheese by ImnotyouIme November 30, 2011