Slut: I just had sex with a random stranger!
Me (Slut-shamer): Eww, you filthy disgusting slut!
Slut-defender: It's her right as a woman! Sexist, even though you're a girl yourself!
Me: Alright, fruitcake, two fucking things. First of all, there is such thing as a male slut, and second of all, if you think that one of the best attributes of a woman is to fuck as many people as possible, then YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, mistah - are the sexist. And actually, it's also sexist to assume that all sluts are women. Off you skedaddle.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak