A slurpy purpy is when you twist someone’s nips real hard then suck on there nuts. Before you suck on there nuts put em in ya butt
I gave my cousin a slurpy purpy last night
by Bum hole slasher January 28, 2018
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When ur dad puts it inside u without consent and u have to use a plunger to free urself from the anal pain
Omg dad that really hurt , now I’m gonna have to do a slurpy bumhole
by Hazzarooney June 19, 2021
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"Hey what are you doing tomorrow?"

"Eh nothin much just doing some Turkey Slurpy"
by Kentavious Caldwellpopeismydad November 18, 2022
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a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake
She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy
by 12131415161 October 6, 2009
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The act of a male eating a woman's mucus plug while performing oral sex on a pregnant partner.
Tim enjoyed his vaginal slurpy after eating out his pregnant sister Bertha.
by maxi-pad. December 28, 2016
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Slurpy- a name given to an individual of intense humor or brotherly bonds. Usual used by two or more people.

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by Tis Your Male Pal Or Buddy April 13, 2017
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The act of putting ones mouth on their partners genitals and loudly exclaiming "Slurp" while sucking on them.
"I just gave my girl a wild slurpy"
by DracoMems June 29, 2019
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