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sloppy slurpee

A Slurpee containing overwhelming amounts of alcohol, particulary vodka.
"Are you drunk and drinking a slurpee?"
"Yeah man, its a sloppy slurpee!"

Sloppy slurper

The intense process of performing fellatio.
Barry demonstrated that he is quite the sloppy slurper when giving that deep throat.

FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE 

WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.
STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE