Slurp Durp 

A drink that only takes a minute to make. All you have to do is add water and pop it into the microwave for three minutes. It tastes like a drop of heaven with every mouthful, far superior to cup noodles.

I think slurp durp is the best thing ever invented.

Slurp Durp by Funkenation July 9, 2011

slurp n durp 

To take some sort of alcohol, usually rum, and pour it in to a Slurpee (frosty, slushy, etc.)
May sometimes include drugs.

Man, it's a hot day outside. It feels like a good day to slurp n durp.

slurp n durp by DayDrinker101 March 11, 2010

Slurp-a-durp 3000 

Elite tier of noshing off. Step above the standard slurp-a-durp given by basic bitches. The 3000 requires years of training and experience. It is not possible to describe the slurp-a-durp 3000 but you’ll know when you’ve had it

I went home with the girl last night and she gave me the slurp-a-durp 3000. It went off within 3.4 seconds!

Slurp-a-durp 3000 by Bobbinska July 7, 2022

Slurp and durp 

Slurp and durp refers to slurp the vagina then durp it

Hey did you slurp and durp her

Slurp and durp by Morginati November 8, 2018

Slurp and Durp 

when you are feeling a thirst where you must slurp but then knowing that u really got to durp

“oh girl, im about to slurp and durp”

Slurp and Durp by Phillin Urvag November 21, 2018

Slurpy durpy 

Let me get that slurpy durpy honey

Yo bro did you get that slurpy durpy from that girl last night

Slurpy durpy by The Ax3 June 14, 2020

Slurpy durpy 

Slurpy durpy on a stick I'm ready to suck some dick

Me: MMMMmMm I'm ready to slurpy durpy!

Slurpy durpy by Sometimes I do drugs October 30, 2022