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verb. To use one's mouth to imbibe fecal matter directly from the anus of another person, specifically as a sex act.
"Slurching is the discharging in the anus and suck it from the anus of the individual." - Jamaican pastor. "Oh, you mean from the mouth?" - Ian Harvey "Yes." - Jamaican pastor. Season 1 Episode 3 of Gaycation with Ellen Page on Viceland.
by paxxa July 23, 2016
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To have one's head flopped over towards the shoulder, often resulting in the appearance of a roll of neck fat. A combination of slouch and lurch, often done while napping or otherwise resting.
It was so cute when they were sleeping all slurched over on the bus.
by Kellyriffic June 09, 2008
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A combination of scooping and scraping shit that has become stuck to the inside of the asscheeks.
Little Jerry slurched the shit out of his ass-crack.
by Braze13 April 24, 2010
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You could see her panties when she knelt for communion, what a slurch.
by MoxieMoto December 17, 2017
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