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One who is very slow, in the head, often times leading them to believe things that aren't true, and argue points that aren't valid. Later they will realize their mistake, but won't change their argument due to the fact that they don't understand the concept of being wrong as they were babied all of their life and had a mom who let them win every game at candyland.
Slowmo220, Slowmo of Renegade, Slowmo of Clanwars, that kid who is dumb, wookets, darthcide, icesword

See Also: Moron; Idiot; Drew Carey
Slowmo by JimG00se December 10, 2003
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Someone who takes a long time to come out of the closet.
Julian took a long time to finally come out, he's such a slowmo.
slowmo by jkc August 7, 2012
1. one who owns darthcide,raven,and sukhoi at any game they ever try to play. omit raven and his l337 madden skills.

2. that guy on renegade that killed me

3. one who kills extremely fast
"you damn slowmo"

"fucking slowmo cheatz0rs"
Slowmo by Ravenusc3 December 10, 2003
A Term Used to Describe ScoMo aka Scott Morrison, The Prime Minister of Australia.

The Term comes after he was he fucked the whole nation by not securing Covid vaccines in time. He couldn't have been any slower, hence ScoMo
Australians - When are the vaccines coming ?

2 years after

SlowMo - It's still coming
SlowMo by OTMCALLSPREAD August 13, 2021
This is my slowmo friend, Larry.
slowmo by klawdashian December 6, 2024

Slowmo Sexuals 

The name given to retarded zombies who do not walk as fast as their prey.
Slowmo Sexuals by Gakupo April 17, 2010
These are your homies that are a bit slower, as far as walking speed or getting to places quickly. They’re always distracted by every little thing and it slows them down. Could be your mom, a young toddler, or just that homie that does not walk with a purpose.
We were at Disney World and at first I was a little annoyed with my slowmies really holdin’ me back but then one of the park workers recognized what was up and let us cut to the front of the line, boom. Slowmie advantage.

Bro, you stop for every shiny squirrel and walk slower than molasses. Put some pep in your step, slowmie!

What’s up, slowmie? You ready to just stroll, daze and do your thing? DYSAB.
Slowmie by WordMasterPhlex September 17, 2019
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