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Sloted

Verb: To be Sloted, shatted on, Fucked, Screwed, Misled, Bamboozled, backstabbed, Hour late on lunch delivery, anything totally wrong about microsoft troublshooting.
Rick Simpson got Sloted hardcore at work today.
by Miztikel December 19, 2008
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The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 7, 2019
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Slooted

Brett slooted down the snowy hill.
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Britsh Army slang - to kill someone by shooting
I slotted the terrorist
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Sluted

A state of inebriation involving a combination of drugs and alcohol.

From the Kid Cudi song 'Embrace the martian'
Got wasted last night, then me and the boys headed home to a fifty bag and got sluted.
by Jinxreducing April 14, 2009
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