Lostrich

When one wanders aimlessly with their head up their ass or one who accepts being treated like crap by anyone they get into a relationship with.

You need to stop letting people treat you like crap, get your head out of your ass, you're a lostrich..

by Futureghst-MJC July 5, 2014

llostrich

The combination between a llama and an ostrich. The esteemed llostrich combines the wings of the ostrich and the divine wit and expectoration ability of the llama. The llostrich is capable of giving birth to egg. This creature is a tripod (two front legs and one back central leg - the back leg serves a dual function as a tail). It is furry with the occasional feather surrounded by bald patches. The llostrich has feathery ears and a snout. The feathers amplify sound allowing the llostrich to evade capture by it's arch nemesis - the liger.

Yo, did you see that llostrich run by?

What's a llostrich?

The rare but majestic animal that just hopped by on 3 legs.

Ohhhhh!.... Isn't that a liger chasing it?

Why is it holding a trident?

by double decker loo May 7, 2009

saustrich

A sausage comprised of a whole ground up ostrich. Usually encased in its own intestines.

mmmmm that was good saustrich

by Odizzido December 3, 2003

slorich

Slut + whore+ bitch= slorich

Wow that girl is a real slorich

by Apersonwhoisright April 9, 2017

John Sostarich

A kid that is really cool and good at everything.

Yo do you know John Sostarich?

Yea that kid is so cool I wish I was him.

by yanksfreak22 January 23, 2010

smotrich

of or pertaining to anything unclean of dirty. occasionally in reference to bodily fluids

we went mudding yesterday and got smotrich all over the car

by jstemp June 2, 2011

Smotrich

When you nut in the hoes ass and she farts out cottage cheese.

Have you heard of the Smotrich? It's when you nut in the hoes ass and she farts out cottage cheese.

by Raaandyy October 27, 2020