Sloppy whippy 

An unbelievably uncomfortable turd, somehow tacky but also damp and very loose. Cross between Mr whippy and sloppy joes

Also see Mr Joes

I didn’t get to the toilet in time today and left a sloppy whippy in my tighty whiteys.

Sloppy whippy by Wonderchunder October 19, 2023

slippy whippy

A small Thin and abnormally slick penis that cracks like a whip

Ethan has a Slippy Whippy

slippy whippy by HelloMyPenisIsBig November 9, 2018

Slippy Whippy

A small thin penis that is abnormally slick and cracks like a whip

Damn, Ethan has a slippy whippy

Slippy Whippy by HelloMyPenisIsBig November 9, 2018

soppy whoppy 

A delicious melody of flavors achieved with a quick trip through the Burger King drive thru. Order one large black coffee and one whopper. Dunk the burger for every bite and finish that coffee.

"Hey bro, did Felipe cop the soppy whoppys for breakfast?"

soppy whoppy by ButchNoSundance April 8, 2019

whappy slappy 

see slappy
see whappy

noun- is a type of slappy that specifically refers to your cock

verb- slapping someone with your cock

"i'm going to whappy slappy you all over the face if you don't shut up."

whappy slappy by bigc22 July 23, 2009