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sloppy taco 

getting or giving messy, wet and sloppy cunnilingus (also known as eating a woman out/giving her oral sex)
"oh my heckin gosh my boyfriend went down on me for the first time last night and he ended up giving me a sloppy taco"
sloppy taco by 4everkitty June 11, 2018

sloppy taco 

To take a shit in a girl's pussy, and then you eat her out.
That sloppy taco last night was messy as hell.
sloppy taco by Anzulo Nildo October 20, 2003

Sloppy Taco 

When one is having sex and can't seem to keep his penis inside the other person
"That sex would have been great had Brad not pulled a Sloppy Taco the whole time!
Sloppy Taco by Pro-Win February 23, 2015

sloppy taco 

A sloppy taco is when you taco someones backpack, but in the midst, you lose one of their books, or forget one of their books, etc, causing them to forget them.
Dude.. Dave gave me a sloppy taco the other day I lost my spanish book.
sloppy taco by innov8 October 20, 2006

sloppy taco dive 

eating out a dirty old mexican bitch after coating her vag in refried beans.
this old mexican woman worked with my friend at a taco stand and he put her up on the cart and made his own taco. the sloppy taco dive can be tweaked to your liking, cheese, corn, ex.
sloppy taco dive by mr. taco man November 13, 2007

wet sloppy taco 

the sexual act of cumming to the mere thought of Mexican food
While at the Mexican restaurant that little tease of a waitress seductively served me my fajitas. When she bent over and I saw that sweet sweet fajita juice I had a wet sloppy taco
wet sloppy taco by LilKuch February 4, 2013