Sloppy Taco

When one is having sex and can't seem to keep his penis inside the other person

"That sex would have been great had Brad not pulled a Sloppy Taco the whole time!

by Pro-Win February 23, 2015

sloppy taco

(Sex Move) during sex when a man is almost to climax he pulls out and releases his load on the womans vagina lips.
thus the sloppy taco.

Man: ooooh that feels so good.
Woman: Oh my god
Man: (splooge) yah! all over your cooch you whore.
Woman: not another sloppy taco.

by pea_body January 29, 2010

sloppy taco

getting or giving messy, wet and sloppy cunnilingus (also known as eating a woman out/giving her oral sex)

"oh my heckin gosh my boyfriend went down on me for the first time last night and he ended up giving me a sloppy taco"

by 4everkitty June 11, 2018

sloppy taco

To take a shit in a girl's pussy, and then you eat her out.

That sloppy taco last night was messy as hell.

by Anzulo Nildo October 20, 2003

sloppy taco dive

eating out a dirty old mexican bitch after coating her vag in refried beans.

this old mexican woman worked with my friend at a taco stand and he put her up on the cart and made his own taco. the sloppy taco dive can be tweaked to your liking, cheese, corn, ex.

by mr. taco man November 13, 2007

sloppy taco

A sloppy taco is when you taco someones backpack, but in the midst, you lose one of their books, or forget one of their books, etc, causing them to forget them.

Dude.. Dave gave me a sloppy taco the other day I lost my spanish book.

by innov8 October 20, 2006

wet sloppy taco

the sexual act of cumming to the mere thought of Mexican food

While at the Mexican restaurant that little tease of a waitress seductively served me my fajitas. When she bent over and I saw that sweet sweet fajita juice I had a wet sloppy taco

by LilKuch February 4, 2013