Sloppy Schnauzer Share definition Flag A man's wet beard after going down on a woman. Do not come up here and put that Sloppy Schnauzer in my face after you been eatin' that pussy! Sloppy Schnauzer by Scrubitright September 14, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Sloppy Schnauzer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch