Sloppy Ploppy

A child friendly way of writing diarrhoea, coined by a man only known as Distantpeak.
It's easier to spell, and more fun to say!

Brian: Ah bru, my insides are writhing like snakes.
Alan: Did you take a tablet for your insides?

Brian: Nah! It's too late, I gotta take a sloppy ploppy.

by Nedflix'n'Diddly July 12, 2019

Sloppy ploppy

When a girl is pooping and someone eats them out. A sloppy ploopy.

Oh man, I had the best sloppy ploppy last night

by Hafezsloppyploppy May 25, 2025

hot sloppy ploppy

A particularly nasty bowel movement, especially if it is diarrhea. Often used with the verb drop.

I walked all around campus trying to locate an isolated bathroom so I could drop a hot sloppy ploppy.

by The Meat February 26, 2004

Sloppy Poppy

Poppy. But she is very sloppy.

That is pretty much it

omg you have the sloppy poppy touch. ewwwwww

by davey-buzz January 27, 2021

Sloppy Ploppies

Used actually in the plural context, sloppy ploppies are a bad case of diarrhea in which should not even be wished upon the worst of people. Sloppy ploppies not only is diarrhea which is brutal to have to begin with but on top of that you feel like a rainstorm of shit is coming down out of your asshole which is actually being called down by imaginary natives rain-dancing around a fire set on the hairs your choda & around the rim of your asshole.

So not only do you get the worlds worst case of ringsting, which makes it hurt so bad to wipe, you get the terrible plops which make you wipe 100 times.

"Dude, my asshole burns so bad, I feel like shit.. I had the sloppy ploppies."

by nick ruff October 26, 2005

Sloppy Poppy

Ejaculating with such huge force and volume in your chick's mouth that it causes her to gag and throw up on your recently emptied wang..

Alene barfed and gave me a "sloppy poppy" after I spewed like a firehose in her throat

by Bwana B. November 25, 2005

Sloppy Poppy

The act of salivating in a persons asshole in order to use as lube. Typically requires a lot of spit and accuracy.

Mike laid me down and gave me the best sloppy poppy I’ve ever received.

by Wey tú yung September 9, 2022