During the midst of climax, your partner proclaims ,"Don't cum on me!" Naturally you grab the nearest book, preferably hard bound and blow a massive load in it. Thus creating a Sloppy Novel.
I was getting sloppy toppy in the school library and turned a first edition Lord of the Rings in to a "sloppy novel!!"
by The Iron Boar March 20, 2022
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