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gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

Slippy G 

Slippy G is a serial bottler who managed to hand Manchester City the Premier League title TWICE! TWICE!! Once as a player by slipping (hence the name) and once as a manager by bottling a 2-0 lead at the 75th minute. But here in Manchester, we love him for that.
How did Slippy G managed to gift Man City the title again?? Man could slip in his sleep (pun intended)

Sloppy Gonzales 

Disgusting but effective bathroom prank. The Sloppy Gonzales is performed by wiping your ass on toilet paper after a particularly messy shit and using it to flush the toilet before disposing of it in the bowl. Also effective on sink faucets as well. A perfect companion piece to the greasy pablo and the upper decker.
As I proceeded to take a wicked shit at the party, some rude guy kept pounding on the door and telling me to "hurry the fuck up," so I left the asshole a Sloppy Gonzales before departing.
Sloppy Gonzales by Rollo & Biff January 9, 2008

Sloppy Giuseppe 

To cum on one's hand and flick it onto another person using the Italian reasoning gesture.
"I will Sloppy Giuseppe your mother and father", "She got sloppied last night until there was no more reason", "Can I have a sloppy giuseppe please?"
Sloppy Giuseppe by jironutz October 7, 2012

slippy g 

Fuckin slippy G lost liverpool some games on his worst days, but man he was amazing
slippy g by BANTZ98 June 12, 2016

Sloppy Gorilla Mask 

The act of ejaculating onto a person's face and then ripping out and adhering one's pubic hairs onto that person's face.
The chick was wearing a fresh Sloppy Gorilla Mask, courtesy of Josh.