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Sloppy Choppy

When a girl is giving such good head that her hair swings in a circle like chopper blades
Jeff: "I hooked up with Melissa yesterday"

Sam: "How'd that go?"

Jeff: "She hit me with the Sloppy Choppy bro, I busted in like thirty seconds."

sloppy choppy wombo combo dashboard special

When getting a blowjob in a vehicle the girl uses two hands to stroke your dick while making a beat with her mouth, when the cum goes on the windshield have the girl lick it up
Yo I heard you got the sloppy choppy wombo combo dashboard special last night
Yeah I’m recording my mixtape over the beat she made with her mouth

Slompy Chompy 

When they go for sloppy toppy, but they're a little hungry.
"She caught me by surprise with that slompy chompy last night. It was very painful, 0/10 do not recommend."