Slopdoctor
Refers to any individual who is exceptionally filthy in at least one aspect of his or her life (filthy in the literal sense - dirty, unclean, begrimed).
Can be said as "slop-DOC-tor" for added emphasis.
Can be said as "slop-DOC-tor" for added emphasis.
Person #1 - Hey man, somebody left rotting chicken flesh all over your counter, and the juices all drained out and glued your dishes to the counter-top. And for fuck's sake there's even maggots!
Person #2 - Yeah, well that's my roommate for you. He's a real SLOPDOCTOR.
Person #1 - Raunchy. Want to smoke a blunt after I finish vomiting?
Person #2 - Most definitely. Hey watch out for the urine-soaked towels in the bathroom...he's really bad about those.
Person #1 - Yeah I see them. Squalid. I like this wiry black carpet though BLEHHHhhhhhh.
Person #2 - We don't have a carpet in the bathroom...
Person #2 - Yeah, well that's my roommate for you. He's a real SLOPDOCTOR.
Person #1 - Raunchy. Want to smoke a blunt after I finish vomiting?
Person #2 - Most definitely. Hey watch out for the urine-soaked towels in the bathroom...he's really bad about those.
Person #1 - Yeah I see them. Squalid. I like this wiry black carpet though BLEHHHhhhhhh.
Person #2 - We don't have a carpet in the bathroom...
Slopdoctor by Jonny Balls and the Seadogs March 30, 2009
