* Sees that fellow random roommate selected very clean box on survey, feeling good
*Walks into the apartment for the first time. Looks at the floor and realizes it's caked in dirt that not even my Swifter wet jet could remove
*Opens up sink cabinet to find 100s of crumbled up plastic bags
*Walks deeper into the common area and notices that boxes are ~everywhere~, behind sofa, under TV, impairing functionality of the door
* Texts best friends, "My roommate is a Slobby Bobby"
Someone who is not only a slob (a person who is lazy and has low standards of cleanliness) but also is on the chubbier side, considering themselves a "blob"; someone who always looks like shit, like they don't care; next level of a hot mess.
"I don't want to be looked at like a slob, which goes back to wanting to lose weight so I don't look like a slobby blobby."
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.