* Sees that fellow random roommate selected very clean box on survey, feeling good *Walks into the apartment for the first time. Looks at the floor and realizes it's caked in dirt that not even my Swifter wet jet could remove
*Opens up sink cabinet to find 100s of crumbled up plastic bags
*Walks deeper into the common area and notices that boxes are ~everywhere~, behind sofa, under TV, impairing functionality of the door
* Texts best friends, "My roommate is a Slobby Bobby"
Someone who is not only a slob (a person who is lazy and has low standards of cleanliness) but also is on the chubbier side, considering themselves a "blob"; someone who always looks like shit, like they don't care; next level of a hot mess.