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A slippy Joe

It means you love to party homeless people and invite elderly women to dance with in public places like Gang land or Drugz R us or explosive party land (with snakes of course) and love kissing pictures of justine bieber
yo a slippy joe i am your mom

Sloppy Joe Stacker 

Guy: I sure am sore after that sloppy joe stacker last night
Sloppy Joe Stacker by Pemis February 27, 2019

sloppy joe skateboard 

When you fill a bucket with poop on top of a skateboard and step on the skateboard it and the shit flies everywhere.
Yo did you hear ZenUsha had a sloppy joe skateboard and his house smells like ass

sloppy joe skateboard 

a spin on the classic dunk tank game, where the water is replaced with feces and the target is hit with a loaded diaper or rock
did you hear Tyler got hepatitis after the sloppy joe skateboard?
sloppy joe skateboard by lumpy barney September 23, 2023

sloppy joe sitting 

Kind of like cake farts but with sloppy Joe's. They are meant to be eaten afterwards.
Hey babe, I have a new kink I want to try out. It's sloppy joe sitting. It'll be an awesome dinner date
sloppy joe sitting by Lavalarrys September 17, 2023

Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich

noun — A mythical culinary catastrophe said to occur when the digestive aftermath of a man's spicy curry collides with a woman's cleavage in a moment of chaotic intimacy. Often followed by vigorous chest percussion, known in folklore as “motorboating.” Not recommended by any major food safety authority.
"After Raj's third helping of butter chicken, he gave his girlfriend an Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich"
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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