Slippery Dick 

-A kind of fish with a long cylindrical body shape that often coats itself with mucus as a defense mecanism
-An excited Dont

-Would you look at the size of that Slippery Dick darting between those rocks!
-I pleasured his slippery dick.

Slippery Dick by Mad Mike October 9, 2004

Slippery Dick 

A fish in the wrasse family known by the latin name Halichoeres bivittatus. They live from North Carolina to Brazil in shallow grass beds, and eat crabs, sea urchins, and flat worms.

Slippery Dicks are red, green, and grey, and grow to about a foot long.

Where does the Slippery Dick live?
In the wrasse hole! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm going to pretend I don't even know why that's funny!

Slippery Dick by fishy! October 30, 2011

Slippery Dick 

A non-erect penis, that is hard to grasp between your hands.

"God damn, I got Slippery Dick!"

Slippery Dick by Long Penis John June 8, 2018

slippery dick 

Slippery dick is a species of ocean-dwelling fish in the family Labridae. This species originates mostly from the Western Atlantic: North Carolina and Bermuda to Brazil. It swims as if it's dragging its tail. Adults may grow to a length of 8 inches.

My favorite animal is a slippery dick.

slippery dick by Alan the King Fish July 31, 2011

Slippery dick 

When you fell down the rabbit hole again with a good dick who’s a fuckboy.

Don’t date him again. It’s a slippery dick.

Slippery dick by AgentSunshine September 30, 2018

Glass Slipper Dick 

When you find that dick that just fits so well that it damn near brings you to tears.

Girl, I can’t quit him. He got that glass slipper dick.

Glass Slipper Dick by danijms March 25, 2019

Sloppery Dick Job

noun
To be on the receiving end of the act of fellatio, while at the same time shampooing their hair.

"Hey Steven, did you give Jeff a sloppery dick job?"
"Yeah, why?"
"...there's still some shampoo in your hair."

Sloppery Dick Job by Cole Stewart March 24, 2010