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Slimey Crouch
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When you order a drink at the bar, and as
the bartender
is
fixing it
you
masturbate
on the bar
Man that bar was
so bad
I left
them with a
slimey
crouch as a tip
by
Savage McSavageson
February 9, 2019
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