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Slick Faggot 

One who pretends to be something he's not for until an intended goal is reached.
for example
That slick faggot fucked my fiance in the ass while I was out of town.
Slick Faggot by Thatoneguy1233 July 13, 2011
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Slick faggot 

a. A person who abuses a privilege or authority for personal gain at the expense of others (Common examples include executives, politicians, fake gurus, pseudo-intellectuals, etc.)

b. A person who commits such an act without remorse or reparation.

c. A clearly incompetent, or otherwise disgusting, individual who somehow manages to obtain/retain a position or relationship he is incapable of managing or appreciating, yet he blames others for his failings.
"That slick faggot doesn't believe a word coming out of his own fucking mouth."

"The CEO hired her 4 months ago, and that slick faggot already abandoned his family to run off with her."
Slick faggot by Flabbertyflibbit September 30, 2024

Slack-jawed faggot 

n. A person who refuses to chew tobacco with Jesse Ventura.
*Blain (Jesse Ventura) offers tobacco to men on helicopter, but they refuse*
Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff
will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Poncho: holds up his grenade launcher Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Blain.

Slack jawed faggot

A person of weak tender, not one associated with macho tendencies.
bucnh of slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Slack jawed faggot by Billy bob April 14, 2003

slack-jawed faggot 

refering to one who has lost control of the joint efforts of both mouth and jaw muscles, due to arthritis commonly associated with a long history of performing fellatio
Wow, Bruce is such a slack-jawed faggot, that he could barely keep his lover's load refrained to his mouth and chin.
slack-jawed faggot by alex December 29, 2004

slack jawed faggot

A homosexual who walks around with his mouth slightly ajar.
Mother says to son: Please can you do the dishes son?
Son says to mother: What do you think I am? Some kind of slack jawed faggot?!
slack jawed faggot by Andy & Tammy November 9, 2006

Slack jawed faggot

hes a right slack jawed faggot
Slack jawed faggot by dazza July 3, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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