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Pre-sleeve 

The act of putting a condom on before you go out to a party so you are well prepared for anything.
Last night at the party, this girl was dancing on me and she pulled up her skirt. Good thing I was pre-sleeved because I slipped right in.
Pre-sleeve by PresleeveMaster March 12, 2011

Sleevefish 

A hottie that is super funny and kind that simply hates sleeveless clothing for no special reason.
That bitch gave me shit about my sleeveless wife beater... She must be a sleevefish
Sleevefish by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

tattoo sleeve 

Contrary to what the other definitions say, a tattoo sleeve is a literal transparent elastic sleeve with a tribal pattern that goes around your arm and looks like a tattoo. Typically worn for disguise, to look cool, or as a joke.
Why would I get painful permanent tattoos when I could just buy a nifty pair of tattoo sleeves?
tattoo sleeve by thisplacesucksass February 14, 2015

sleeveen 

Irish - sly person , calculating
She's a bit of a sleeveen
sleeveen by klama November 11, 2006

sleeve monster

the magical creature that eats the sleeves off of men's t shirts in the morning as they leave their house, thus resulting in the tough guy sleeveless t shirt look
"oh shit....sleeve monster caught you this morning huh?"
sleeve monster by P Mills October 8, 2008

heart on your sleeve 

Someone who becomes devoted to something too easily or gives their heart away quickly. They might be easily upset by things going on around them.
Be good to her; she wears her heart on her sleeve.
heart on your sleeve by Dana October 3, 2003
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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