sleep train

NOT the mattress company, rather it's the great equalizer, a force to be reckoned with. The sleep deprived all eventually take a ride on the sleep train, even P. Diddy. After days or weeks of sleep deprivation, eventually you get on board and don't wake up until many hours later, with an epic case of bed head, crusty eyes, and pillow creases in your face. Even beautiful people wake up looking like hell.

Dude, did you just get up? You've been asleep for like 14 hours.
Yeah, I haven't slept all week, now I feel like I've been hit by a train.
You look like shit. What's wrong with your hair?
I was on the sleep train and I couldnt' get off.

by lo fo sho November 8, 2010

Sleep Train

THE Sleep Train is the most comfortable bed in existence, not because of the mattress but because the most incredible man is the conductor and makes the sleep train better than heaven.

The sleep train is nothing w/o my conductor

by estloverrrrrrrrrrr March 2, 2012

Sleep Train

When a chick with braces gives you such good top you fall asleep right after.

1: She gave me such good top i fell asleep before I could leave
2: Doesn't she have braces?
1 and 2: SLEEP TRAIN! Choo Choo

by SOULAX22 March 19, 2020

sleepy train

When you could've fallen asleep standing up, but you didn't given so you got a sudden burst of energy and you weren't hired again for a few hours. Then suddenly out of nowhere you're y you could've fallen asleep standing up, but you didn't given so you got a sudden burst of energy and you weren't tired again for a few hours. Then suddenly you're super tired and it feels like a train is pulling up to the station and you better get on that sleepy train cause the next one isn't coming for a few hours so you better catch this one unless you wanna be staring at the ceiling for the next two hours.

You better catch that sleepy train next one isn't till 5am!

by oregonsuri87 July 4, 2015