The act of brewing the morning's first pot of coffee in such a bleary-eyed, near-dreamstate that you neglect to place the carafe under the brew spout, leading to a hot, wet, unholy mess that must straightaway be explained to a partner or roommate for their own safety.
"The lake of steaming hot coffee all over the kitchen floor is the result of me, yet again, starting the machine well before I was fully awake and in any condition to properly operate such complicated equipment, a.k.a., sleepbrewing. I'm going back to bed."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).