Slayonnaise 

A piece of paper that holds magical power. That’s worshiped by the 101 wizards of the webs.

“Fank you lord for de powerful slayonnaise that we worship today.”

Slayonnaise by Midderaloegween November 13, 2017

sayonaise 

A mix of sayori from doki doki literature club and mayonaise aka the most disgusting thing ever. it makes you feel absolutely mentally terrible because it makes you feel how sayori felt in ddlc when you called her your dearest friend.

1: hey do you want some sayonaise
2: whats that

1: its like mayonaise that makes you really depressed
2: huh

sayonaise by nat the fruitiest October 25, 2022

Layonnaise

What your girlfriend puts on your sandwich to take with you after she recycles the produce of the fun you two had the previous night.

Yum that layonnaise tastes so good! Far better than that awful store bought mayonnaise. Me and my girlfriends homemade stuff is so much better!

Layonnaise by TheFunnyGuy88 January 19, 2024