SlayerXD 

Definition :
A rare breed of human sub-species

Qualities:
Absolute God tier Legend
Fails at everything

Uses a platinum riot shield
Fails to understand simple jokes
Outbreaks in hysterical out controllable fits of laughter
Uses a platinum riot shield
Breathes heavily into the mic
Uses a platinum riot shield
Uses a platinum riot shield
Is the smartest person ever and still manages to be a retard
Uses a platinum riot shield
Lacks athleticism
Can’t pronounce simple English

Can’t talk to girls
Uses a platinum riot shield

Strengths:
Things that don't involve physical strength

Platinum riot shielding
Industructable
Hate Mailing
Rants
Intelligence
Not a Simp

Weakness:
Weak
Dumbass
Always confused
Talking to Girls
The word incompetent

Slow
Pronunciation of Simple English

Important Note: If you are a loved one is experiencing symptoms of SlayerXD syndrome ask yourself “Do you have A Platinum Riot Sheild” If so you are a SlayerXD

In Conclusion SlayerXD goes by many names Nerd, Retard, Legend but when you need a platinum riot shield there’s only one man for the job.

The Man, The Myth, The Legend, SlayerXD.

SlayerXD by SlayerXD April 29, 2020

slayered 

Getting slayered. The crowd telling a band to get the fuck off the stage while chanting "slayer, slayer."

Murderdolls just got slayered.

slayered by The Bastian September 5, 2004

Goblin Slayered 

To absolutely and irrevocably destroy and defile something, in a shocking and grotesque fashion

(From the show Goblin Slayers first episode)

"Oberyn Martell got Goblin Slayered by the Mountain in that Game of Thrones episode".

Goblin Slayered by Muraxesis June 10, 2020