Slay The Spire 

The best f*cking roguelike deckbuilder there is.

Person 1: I bet you can't beat Ascension 20 heart in Slay the Spire
Jorbs: You have no idea...
Baalorlord: *Emits dad vibes*
FrostPrime: "Slay the Spire, but you just lost that bet"

Slay The Spire by DeadBranchORCawSimp December 2, 2022

hop on slay the spire 

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hop on slay the spire by fuckbabies April 22, 2022