2 definitions by DeadBranchORCawSimp
An awesome fucking dark-fantasyroguelike deckbuilder game made by the a person named SkylarkGSH
In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.
In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.
Person 1: "Dude I just figured out the lor of Calamity Cards!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"
by DeadBranchORCawSimp February 6, 2023
Person 1: I bet you can't beat Ascension 20 heart in Slay the Spire
Jorbs: You have no idea...
Baalorlord: *Emits dad vibes*
FrostPrime: "Slay the Spire, but you just lost that bet"
Jorbs: You have no idea...
Baalorlord: *Emits dad vibes*
FrostPrime: "Slay the Spire, but you just lost that bet"
by DeadBranchORCawSimp December 3, 2022