"I'm so slargy today. I just want to stay in my pajamas, do bong hits, and sit on the couch eating Fritos."
by OG-BB1966 December 28, 2014
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When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.
When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.
gentleman "a pint for me and a dry white wine for the lady please"
bartender "small or large miss?"
lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"
gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"
bartender "small or large miss?"
lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"
gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"
by lord tulli June 8, 2013
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The name for someone who is is highly intoxicated to the extent of not being able to talk and losing basic bodily functions - resulting in tripping over simple inanimate objects (most commonly onto muddy ground) and/or ones own vomit. Thus eventually resulting in the loss of socially accepted bowel motions (or otherwise know as shitting of ones pants.)
"Oh dear, I think I may have just Shargyled myself"
"She was so wasted...she Shargyled all over the place!"
"Man, I got so maggot that I fucking Shargyled. Not even gonna lie."
"She was so wasted...she Shargyled all over the place!"
"Man, I got so maggot that I fucking Shargyled. Not even gonna lie."
by Furry Jeffery January 12, 2011
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Get the Slarry mug.That Kirstie girl is quite the slaggy cunt. She was my best friend till her fiftieth fuck was my exboyfriend.
by Dramaqueen2121 June 21, 2017
Get the slaggy cunt mug.inspired by shaggy from scooby doo but on cocaine. can also be used to describe a friend who has gone down the path of drugs.
by braindead&bucket October 17, 2020
Get the shargy mug.Slaggyboner, a word used to describe a dangly penis, or a penis which is unable to ejaculate. Often found in old men who have had a sexually frustrated life, or teenage boys who go to all boys schools.
by People of the Wanjigimo tribe August 7, 2018
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