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A measure of wine.

When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.
gentleman "a pint for me and a dry white wine for the lady please"

bartender "small or large miss?"

lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"

gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"
Slarge by lord tulli June 8, 2013
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Shargyle 

The name for someone who is is highly intoxicated to the extent of not being able to talk and losing basic bodily functions - resulting in tripping over simple inanimate objects (most commonly onto muddy ground) and/or ones own vomit. Thus eventually resulting in the loss of socially accepted bowel motions (or otherwise know as shitting of ones pants.)
"Oh dear, I think I may have just Shargyled myself"

"She was so wasted...she Shargyled all over the place!"

"Man, I got so maggot that I fucking Shargyled. Not even gonna lie."
Shargyle by Furry Jeffery January 12, 2011
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Hello slarry you slow bean head
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slaggy cunt 

A girl who fucks her friends boyfriends and ex boyfriends for sport.
That Kirstie girl is quite the slaggy cunt. She was my best friend till her fiftieth fuck was my exboyfriend.
slaggy cunt by Dramaqueen2121 June 21, 2017
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oh gee. micheals a real shargy!
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slaggyboner 

Slaggyboner, a word used to describe a dangly penis, or a penis which is unable to ejaculate. Often found in old men who have had a sexually frustrated life, or teenage boys who go to all boys schools.
Oh you have such a slaggyboner!
Hey, john has a slaggyboner!!