A measure of wine.

When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.

gentleman "a pint for me and a dry white wine for the lady please"

bartender "small or large miss?"

lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"

gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"

Slarge by lord tulli June 8, 2013

Related Words

Slargy • Slaggy • Slorgy • slarg • slarge • slarty • slaggy cunt • Slaggy whore • slarmy • salargy

Shargyle

The name for someone who is is highly intoxicated to the extent of not being able to talk and losing basic bodily functions - resulting in tripping over simple inanimate objects (most commonly onto muddy ground) and/or ones own vomit. Thus eventually resulting in the loss of socially accepted bowel motions (or otherwise know as shitting of ones pants.)

"Oh dear, I think I may have just Shargyled myself"

"She was so wasted...she Shargyled all over the place!"

"Man, I got so maggot that I fucking Shargyled. Not even gonna lie."

Shargyle by Furry Jeffery January 12, 2011

Slarry

A slow person with a long head , burger nips and a baldy dad most commonly called Ste

Hello slarry you slow bean head

Slarry by Choga July 17, 2018

slaggy cunt

A girl who fucks her friends boyfriends and ex boyfriends for sport.

That Kirstie girl is quite the slaggy cunt. She was my best friend till her fiftieth fuck was my exboyfriend.

slaggy cunt by Dramaqueen2121 June 21, 2017

shargy

inspired by shaggy from scooby doo but on cocaine. can also be used to describe a friend who has gone down the path of drugs.

oh gee. micheals a real shargy!

shargy by braindead&bucket October 17, 2020

slaggyboner

Slaggyboner, a word used to describe a dangly penis, or a penis which is unable to ejaculate. Often found in old men who have had a sexually frustrated life, or teenage boys who go to all boys schools.

Oh you have such a slaggyboner!
Hey, john has a slaggyboner!!

slaggyboner by People of the Wanjigimo tribe August 7, 2018

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026