SLARD

Smells Like A Ratty Dog

Guy 1: Yuk, that guy SLARD

Guy 2: Yeah, he looks like a ratty dog too

by dgfrtu November 18, 2013

Slard

The combination of sloth and lard. As in the fat, lazy ex of mine is such a lard ass and sloth I call him slard.

Jason is a f*cking Slard.

by Gracesuicide August 10, 2009

slard

Slutty+retard. Originally used to define the "selection" of woman living or gathering in the general vicinity of Las Vegas.

hilton slard = uber slard. Only Paris Hilton and strippers can achieve this level.

Why do all girls that move to vegas become hilton slards?

by delaney April 19, 2005

Slard

A word that combines all the "ATTRIBUTES" of a Whore, Skank, Slut, Cunt.

That new girl friend of Mike's screwed his best friend, stole his cd player, she's dumb as a box of rocks. "MAN", what a Slard!

by dixiedog November 16, 2003

slard

slow+retard OR slowtard
someone who is very slow AND retarded at the same time

jess: and...ummm.... *dawdles*
jess2: OMG jess hurry up ur such a slard

by jess2111 February 08, 2007