Slard
The combination of sloth and lard. As in the fat, lazy ex of mine is such a lard ass and sloth I call him slard.
Slard by Gracesuicide August 9, 2009
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Slard
That new girl friend of Mike's screwed his best friend, stole his cd player, she's dumb as a box of rocks. "MAN", what a Slard!
Salard
"After I put bacon bits, cheese, and a half a cup of ranch on my lettuce, I indulged in the best salard that ever existed. Now I need a nap."
Salard by arfawesome January 10, 2014
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