3 definitions by delaney

Top Definition
Slutty+retard. Originally used to define the "selection" of woman living or gathering in the general vicinity of Las Vegas.

hilton slard = uber slard. Only Paris Hilton and strippers can achieve this level.
Why do all girls that move to vegas become hilton slards?
by delaney April 18, 2005
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a state of laughing and crying at same time.
It was so funny I started claughing.
by Delaney February 19, 2005
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Vaginal, to anal, to oral intercourse.
onos my tongue is now depressed
by Delaney February 20, 2004
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