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Slap Ass Friday 

A perverted game of tag played on Fridays. Object is to try and hit as many people's asses as possible without getting your ass slapped. From the outside it looks like a bunch of people running around and screaming live five year olds.
Girl 1: You know what day it is?

Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1's ass* Slap Ass Friday! *runs*

Girl 1: *chases her* I'm gonna get you!

Stranger: ?
Slap Ass Friday by shadowladyxo March 6, 2015

Slap Ass Friday 

When girls get slapped in the butt by guys. Every Friday it is scheduled. A day when people can slap other people's butts. Girls can slap guys' butts too. Some people do enjoy this day. But it must be very painful for some girls, though.
Today, I noticed it was Slap Ass Friday. I spotted my crush of three years. And As I walked down the hall, I spotted him. Then, I passed by and I quickly slapped his bum with hard, heavy pressure. I could tell he enjoyed it because of his huge smile. It was great pleasure to do that. He blushed as I gave a wink and ran off cafeteria.
Slap Ass Friday by I<3Sgt.Frog July 15, 2010

slap ass friday 

in high school where every friday all the guys in the school slap all the girls' asses. pretty much self explanitory.
sharika: heeeeey devonte! you know its slap ass friday right?? aren't you gonna do somethin' to me?

devonte: *slap's sharika's ass* mmmm. sorry baby. i forgot!
slap ass friday by dictionarylady October 20, 2008

Slap ass Friday 

Slap ass Friday first originated from schools in Washington state, Basically any Friday of the year teens/kids/classmates will roam the hallways slapping any ass they see while saying "Slap ass Friday!" Generally guys will make this as an excuse to slap women's asses. Girls can slap guy's asses too, girls can slap girls asses, guys can slap guys asses. This Friday has been going on for seven years.
Guy: *slaps girl's ass*
Guy: "slap ass Friday!"
Girl: "you fucking jerk! Hmm well I guess it's okay cuz it's Friday
Slap ass Friday by OmareBeach July 17, 2016

Slap Ass Friday 

a day that men sexually harass women and make them uncomfortable because they can’t understand boundaries.
man: it’s slap ass friday!
women: no it’s not! go take your made up holiday where they actually like it dipshit..
Slap Ass Friday by Muffinpiss December 11, 2020

Slap Ass Friday 

the only day of the weeks it’s ok to slap anyones ass.
John: * slaps Kate’s ass *
Kate: * gasps * “why’d you do that!”
John: “It’s ok it's slap ass friday”
Kate: “Oh ok ahaha”
Slap Ass Friday by oou February 7, 2019
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