A game where two or more men put honey or other adhesives on their hands and take turns slapping each other's wangs.
The game goes on until someone's hand gets stuck on another's penis. He is then declared the loser.
The penalty must be decided before the game and could be anything from streaking in public to giving hand jobs to homeless people.
For the rules it is suggested that pube shots are not allowed.
The game goes on until someone's hand gets stuck on another's penis. He is then declared the loser.
The penalty must be decided before the game and could be anything from streaking in public to giving hand jobs to homeless people.
For the rules it is suggested that pube shots are not allowed.
by nyoung64 July 01, 2012
Slap Dick is a commonly played game where two guys get hard and sit facing one another. They then proceed to switch off slapping each other's dick. The guy whose dick falls off first is the loser. Following the game, the winner may choose to do the victory ritual: pick up the fallen off dick (before it looses to much blood and becomes limp), smack the loser's forehead with said dick and finish by yelling SLAP DICK!
by Scrat420 October 15, 2009
slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.
When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.
by JPMcTeague September 02, 2003
by Pot Luck McBeer April 01, 2003
When you have sexual relations with a girl who you later find out has had sex with one of your friends or someone who you once knew. Then you are slapping-dicks with them. Much similar to sloppy-seconds.
Bob: You know that girl Jenna?
Jimmy: Ya. Why?
Bob: I totally beat those cheeks last night.
Jimmy: Oh ya? Me too. A few weeks back.
Bob: Ah man! I was slapping-dicks with you.
Jimmy: Ya. Why?
Bob: I totally beat those cheeks last night.
Jimmy: Oh ya? Me too. A few weeks back.
Bob: Ah man! I was slapping-dicks with you.
by RH9 December 11, 2008
by LordFarquad2.0 January 31, 2018
1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus
2. masturbation
3. doofus
by Bud E Love May 07, 2003