Slalked 

activity when an individual or a group of individuals are being stalked by a stranger that claims to love them.

Person 1: See that chick? i'm slalked her for a while
Person 2: Does she know you?
Person 1: No, but i followed her home the other day...
Person 2: Nice.

Slalked by YouJustGotSlalked November 27, 2011

Beane Stalked 

When you sleep with a persons EX "within a 24 hour period" after break up.

Dude when i said it was over and i went to the bar did not mean for you to beane stalk her.

You mind if i beane stalk her.

Hey bro you just beane stalked my girl.

Beane Stalked by Savman October 6, 2011

slasked 

Its the perfect word to use instead of Fuck/Fucked etc. When in situations where Fucked isnt the right word of choice, but the time and place requires an extra ingredient to get the full point over is needed. Coming from the norwegian word "Slasken" the word means Slob and/or Hobo.

"Dude, I totally slasked that girl the other day"

"Man, I slasked his ass up"

Other alternative usage are -

"Im so slaskened right now, but lets get slasked up tonight."

slasked by Jimbolic February 15, 2009

Reverse Facebook Stalked 

When someone forces stalking upon you by constantly updating their Facebook status. These are usually people who you generally could not give a shit about.

Oh my god! - Bro 1
What's up man? - Bro 2
I don't give a fuck about Jane Shmoe and her high school bullshit. - Bro 1
Looks like you're gettin' Reverse Facebook Stalked bro; sucks. - Bro 2

Reverse Facebook Stalked by Seef8308 August 16, 2010

Slaked 

when you smoke a grip of marijuana, and you're past the point of being just baked, you become SLAKED.

Dude, i just smoked a grip of marijuana, and im past the point of being just baked, i think im slaked.

Slaked by cunt rage November 2, 2009

Stalked 

To be completely high on hallucinagenic mushrooms i.e. the stalks from them.

Boy gets up off floor after being spaced out looking at the sky and says
'Man I'm Stalked!'

Stalked by Manav July 15, 2005

stalked by 

the equivalent to walked by, in facebook and other social networking sites, to check out someones status or page

I just stalked by your fb page to say hi!

I stalked by his page and saw some nasty pics.

stalked by by krazykrakhed April 5, 2011