Slake

A nickname for someone who is undoubtedly attractive, funny and has lots of money, probably a redditor.

Person 1: “Look at that guy, they are so handsome!”

Person 2: “Yeah their nickname is Slake”

Did you guys take a trip around the Great Slakes? I enjoyed Slake Superior the most!

by Blender Bach July 02, 2022

Those slakes are so annoying; they haven't helped us at all

by yippeeee April 13, 2023

One who stays frozen in time, fears change. Fence-sitter.

He hasn't made a move because he is a slake.

by D~ January 15, 2004

Verb - to masturbate and ejaculate on ones couch.

"Dude, you're f'n sick! You just slaked on my new sofa!"

by anonymous12879 June 23, 2008

Slaking

"Pseudo legendary" Pokémon with the truant ability, where it only attacks every other turn.

when you smoke a grip of marijuana, and you're past the point of being just baked, you become SLAKED.

Dude, i just smoked a grip of marijuana, and im past the point of being just baked, i think im slaked.

by cunt rage November 02, 2009