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Grand Slamwich

Everything that comes with a Grand Slam put into a sandwich instead. They're very popular. You don't get a choice, you must be put down for one. Everyone gets Grand Slamwiches. They're very popular. Two eggs, a sausage, some bacon, some ham, mayonnaise, cheese, and maple spread all inside a sandwich.
Goddammit I want some pancakes!" "I can slip some pancakes inside your Grand Slamwich ;)" "eeeeewwwwww!
Grand Slamwich by Jadik May 3, 2011

Ham Slamwiched 

Ham Slamwiched is a state of drunkenness that is a combination of being hammered and slammed, while having food on your mind or having the drunk munchies. Typically this state is achieved after a night of heavy drinking in which a liquid diet has left your body craving for solid food.
I was so ham slamwiched last night that I ate 3 burritos after going out to the bars.
Ham Slamwiched by greenmachine44 February 4, 2010

Snadwich 

A Snadwich (mistakenly thought to be derived from mispelling the word 'Sandwich') is a mystical small furry creature that resides in the darkest corners of the majority of households across the world.

Their presence is only noticeable through the disappearance of socks.

NB. This is never a pair of socks, only one (leading to the current odd sock problem across the globe).

The Snadwiches breed and raise their young in said stolen socks. When more and more socks go missing in a household, it normally suggests a 'Snadwich Infestation', for which a 'Snadwich Exterminator' must be contacted. Failure to do so could lead to a 'Snadwich Attack' (the need for more territory drives the increasing population of Snadwiches to be more agressive) which can often be fatal.

When a human sees a Snadwich, very often they mistake it for a ball of dust or hair.
'Why do I have so many odd socks? It must be the snadwiches again...'
Snadwich by HellyLM February 5, 2010

slapwich 

a slapwich is the exact moment when your two hands come together and meet someones face.
"I just gave him a slapwich." Computer not working? Give it a slapwich.
slapwich by swrkrtude November 14, 2012
A sandwich containing no real meat. This excludes Grilled cheese sandwiches as well and Pb&Js.
A cheese sandwich is not a sandwich. Its a Sadwich .
Sadwich by Schumann21 October 27, 2016
A sorry-looking sandwich. Often found in supermarket 'meal deals'.
Stop plucking at my heart strings with your sadwich.
Sadwich by Rob Seeker December 31, 2020