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Skwisgaar Skwigelf 

Lead guitarist of Dethklok from Sweden, the world's tallest guitarist, and the fastest guitarist alive, though he can't read music. He claims this is because he has 'music dyslexia.' He has a strong Swedish accent, putting "s"'s at the end of many words he says. Skwisgaar, not having a father, was raised by his mother Serveta Skwigelf, Miss Sweden of 1956. Skwisgaar's frustration at his mother's sexual promiscuity is expressed through extremely fast guitar fingering. He is seen practicing his guitar almost constantly everywhere he goes. It is a possibility that he is ambidextrous. He seems to dislike the Danish but confuses them with the Dutch. Skwisgaar seems to be the most sexually active member of the band. Skwisgaar also seems to hold little importance on the physical appearance of sexual partners, as he has been seen propositioning an elderly grandmother for sex as well as sleeping with a very obese woman. This is possibly because his mother was extremely sexually promiscuous. He has been in a large number of bands prior to joining Dethklok, including Agnostic Priest, Gangagar Eldeleel-Alele, Gognog Mug Alugdug, Fuckface Academy, Sausage Assassin, Financially Raped, and Smugly Dismissed to name a few. Skwisgaar also refers to things he hates as dildos. His hands are apparently insured for ten billion dollars, one billion for each finger.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf is taller than a tree.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf by Nick Sbarbati October 16, 2006
Related Words
Skwog • Swog • Skog • skoog • swogger • swoggles • skooge • skrog • swoggy • shwoggles
VanossGaming said this word in the game "UNO!" The word is the meaning of jumping in in the UNO game.
I'm going to jump in!

Skoged!
skoged by LotusPerson November 11, 2020
Swogen, or sometimes swogenleg, is the Norwegian word for a limp, but it can also refer to a clubfoot. For whatever reason, the word is now being used in Montgomery County, MD to describe guys who drop their friends for new girlfriends. Apparently, swogen is an insult in Norway, where people who appear weak are looked down upon, and it now refers to the person's character. There is a large Norway population in Montgomery County because of the embassy in Washington D.C. which, presumably, is why the word is so commonly used. Now, the forgotten friends are known as swogenhaters.
Person 1: Dude, where is Person 3?
Person 2: He's with his girlfriend tonight, dude.
Person 1: For real? What a swogen?!
swogen by Horst Wilhelm June 26, 2006

Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome 

When you can no longer play guitar slowly because you're so used to playing fast (I.E. shredding) that if you were to start playing slow, you'd automatically lose your touch
"You want me to play THAT simple piece?? Hah!"

*tries to, but finds himself going unreasonably fast*

"What the hell?? I can't!! I must have Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome.."
To have sexual intercourse unromatically.
If you are having sex with your new girlfriend and your brother kicks the door open while he's buck-naked and asks you where the pickled eggs are...

You are getting your skrogg on.
Skrogg by Grizzimbo Jizzownz October 9, 2008
The noise a wet pussy makes when it's being penetrated
My wife's dripping wet cunt really skwobs when I fuck it
Skwobs by Pizza'man July 1, 2020
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