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JP: Yo this girl hit my jack bro imma kill real soon
Steve: Nah bro don’t hit she’s a skrotie
JP: Oh shit nvm I ain’t tryna get herpes
Skrotie by Skrotie Killa February 18, 2019
Words you can keep
A skrotie is a Thot
Jeffrey- Bro I told her to stop messing around with that bitch. She’s a skrotie.

Anthony- she’s really a skrotie ? Damn
Skrotie by Skrotie February 18, 2019

Scrotie McBoogerballs 

A book that was written by Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny in the Southpark episode "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs". The book, and its wide success was used as a satirical device in regards to the over-analyzing of literature. The main objection was that the readers were reading too deeply into something which had little to no meaning.

When used as a comparison to an actual piece of work, it can be used to describe a piece of work that is worthless, but is praised, or it can be used to describe a piece of literature with its own merits, but is only widely known due to the (often unwarranted) controversy it caused.
Many examples of pretentious poetry can be referred to as a Scrotie McBoogerballs.

scrotie mcboogerballs 

the most ridiculous, gruesome, raunchy book ever written that will have you throw up instantly. it was written by cartman, kyle, stan and kenny. but butters took credit after the boys blamed it on him because they thought they were in trouble.
scrotie mcboogerballs sticks his hand into the anal crevase of a donkey, while masturbating to naked sarah jessica parker movies.
Someone who although works and has a comfortable home life/ lifestyle, gives the appearance of a homeless person e.g, doesn’t shower for days, wears the same clothes all week and is generally a grubby person.
My brother called around for a coffee today and he looked like such a Scrotie
Scrotie by Trueman380 November 10, 2018
Tyler: Yo Brandon did you see the skroti at the mall today
Brandon: What does skroti mean
Tyler: Skroti is a thot you illiterate fuck
Skroti by Skroti K February 14, 2019
Weak. Not strong. Incredibly frail. Resembling the level of strength that balls have when hit.

scrow-tee
"I'd like to ask her out...it's just that I'm scared she's going to say no".
"Oh come on dude, you're acting really scrotie right now."
scrotie by tallyforge January 9, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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