Lowlife person who doesn’t shower much; spends most their time getting high. They needed to wash their hair five days ago, and needed a haircut two months ago. Do not invite them over to meet your parents, they’ll show up late and high, ignore everyone around watching YouTube Shorts. (Their phone that they bummed off their step dad is so obsolete it doesn’t support TikTok.)
They tend to hang out with other skreeds in large numbers, either getting high together or making everyone around them uncomfortable by being too loud in public places. They get kicked out of malls a lot. They love the mall though.
They tend to hang out with other skreeds in large numbers, either getting high together or making everyone around them uncomfortable by being too loud in public places. They get kicked out of malls a lot. They love the mall though.
Working at Spencer’s is the worst because skreeds come in and think I don’t notice them shoplifting.
by Carlisle41 December 4, 2025
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It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.
Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.
Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.
Dude, did you see that guy blow past me wearing a skeedo? There must be a race today.
Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.
Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.
by Ole the Logger March 12, 2013
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From Baby Girl lyrics by Sami St Nicholas:
"Ain’t no sense in screeding
You’ve got everything you’re needing"
From Baby Girl lyrics by Sami St Nicholas:
"Ain’t no sense in screeding
You’ve got everything you’re needing"
by cynya December 16, 2019
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Dude 2: Yep. Leisa deserved it for running her mouth about Courtney and other people she calls her friends. Skreet Justice has been served.
Dude 2: Yep. Leisa deserved it for running her mouth about Courtney and other people she calls her friends. Skreet Justice has been served.
by Bitchcakes666 May 4, 2010
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This weed is typically very harsh and cheap, just like your daughter's virginity.
This weed is typically very harsh and cheap, just like your daughter's virginity.
Y'all, whom's't'd've smoked up the skweed?
Yall ain't gonna pick up some sour skweed from that Arkie up in Obion are ya?
Yall ain't gonna pick up some sour skweed from that Arkie up in Obion are ya?
by A sad rural tennessee resident October 13, 2017
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by Jon January 6, 2004
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