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Lowlife person who doesn’t shower much; spends most their time getting high. They needed to wash their hair five days ago, and needed a haircut two months ago. Do not invite them over to meet your parents, they’ll show up late and high, ignore everyone around watching YouTube Shorts. (Their phone that they bummed off their step dad is so obsolete it doesn’t support TikTok.)
They tend to hang out with other skreeds in large numbers, either getting high together or making everyone around them uncomfortable by being too loud in public places. They get kicked out of malls a lot. They love the mall though.
They tend to hang out with other skreeds in large numbers, either getting high together or making everyone around them uncomfortable by being too loud in public places. They get kicked out of malls a lot. They love the mall though.
Working at Spencer’s is the worst because skreeds come in and think I don’t notice them shoplifting.
by Carlisle41 December 4, 2025
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