A term with a purposefullyambiguous meaning, used to describe a sexual act of one's choosing while leaving the exact meaning of your phrase a mystery. Can also be a noun.
Elaine: So, did you stooph that girlor what?
Tony: Yeah I stoophed her face then she stoophed my stooph stoophily.
Sophia: What?
ALL nouns can be categorized as 'Swoophy' or pertaining 'Swooph'. To be 'Swoophy' your "Mojo must be Goofy" If your Mojo is not Goofy, you have no 'Swooph'. If you have no 'Mojo' whatsoever, then you most likely have "Swag". Lame. If you have a "Goofy Mojo" you are special, and you are entitled to claim yourself 'Swoophy'
Instead of saying 'swag' after everything, say Swooph.
Austin Powers is Swoophy
Bill Clinton is Swoophy
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are Swoophy
Johnny Tsunami is Swoophy
The Rugrats are Swoophy
Pablo Picasso is Swoophy
Casey Anthony is Swoophy.. just kidding fuck that bitch NO swooph.
If you're outgoing and can talk to anyone, you're probably swoophy.
"I just woke up in my Polo Pj's feeling extra swoophy!"
"Oh my Gosh, Oh my Gosh, Based God, you are so Swoophy"
"I just got her number by using rap lyrics as a pickup line, pure swoophy"
The act of one being taken in a photograph or video-graph while wearing sun glasses, licking another's taint region and shoving one of the Skoosher's thumb up the other's asshole while giving a great big smile.
Jim: Dude guess what!
Tom: What?
Jim: You know that Stephanie girl down the street?
Tom: Um, yeah...What about her?
Jim: Me and her just did a skoosha together behind your house!
The irrational fear of "Skobies", or drunk/stoned teenagers with trouble in mind, typical of Ireland. Skobophobia is usually brought on by a past confrontation.
e.g1 - Sharon: Oh Damn! Skobies at 12 of clock *sigh*.
Kate - Jesus! *Pegs it*
e.g2 - Sharon: Are you a Skobophobe?
Kate - Yeah. I was beaten up by Skobes once, and I've beenterrified of 'em ever since.