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SkoooT SkoooT 

STFU AND MOVE THE MASSES GOD DAMM IT OUT OF MY WAY GOD DAMN/ I need to go NOW EXCUSE ME THANK YOU🥺🙀🧿🖕🤮💩🎀
IN HER HEAD SAID(SKOOOOT SKOOOOT ALONG NOW COME ON GO ON SKOOOT SKOOOT! ! ! ) AND THEN SHE'S FEELS HER FIRST THOUGHTS QUIETLY ,"EVERYONE IS TOO FUCKING GAWD DAMN SLOW AND COMFORTABLE AND PATIENT AND OLD AND IN MY MOTHER FUCKING GAWED whoops xcuze me GOD DAMNED WAAAY!!! " Sso gawd dam lame to demand thru yelling E X C U S E ME!!!! THAT'S RUDE ?!!?!
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skoot skoot 

The very annoying "skoot skoot" sound you hear in modern trap songs, it has no real meaning other than to fill in the silent gaps in rap songs.
I just slapped my bitch with my dick, skoot skoot!

Skroot skroot 

An excellent way to get out of an awkward situation
"Wow this is so awkward"
"Yeah let's skroot skroot out of here"
Skroot skroot by iamp3n15 May 31, 2019

Skoot fruit

Skoot fruit is when you skoot (scoot) on a fruit
Wow look at the time we should go skoot fruit
Skoot fruit by Crispy Pratt Pratt’s September 6, 2018
SKOOT to jump in a car with a friend
Let's SKOOT to the beach
SKOOT by grggyg69 August 3, 2020
1: hey man
*slap*
2: dude are you gay?
1: nah its a skonot
Skonot by Fabascunde August 22, 2020

Dirt Skloot 

The Dirt Skloot is an insult started by RHS XC. It can be randomly be shouted out of context, and still make sense. Calling someone a Dirt Skloot is similar to punching a girl in the face, it's just morally wrong. The Dirt Skloot is also a noun, adjective, and a verb.
Mama Chode: Yo, what up?
Dirty Dan: Nothing Dirt Skloot.
Mama Chode: Wow, you hurt my feelings, whats wrong with you?
Dirt Skloot by xXbobsmithXx007 November 14, 2011
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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