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Skoblared 

When a person or situation gets jacked up because of that one other person who always seems to fubar every situation they come in contact with. But that other person is a fun loving mess so you forgive him.
We would love to go to the party, but the last time we went we got skoblared and ended up in jail.
Skoblared by MaineisGr8 February 17, 2023
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Stolared 

When something (expectedly) goes horribly wrong because of someone's stupidity. Usually, just one person in the room 'Stolars' things up all the time. Synonym: Cursed.
"Oh, there he goes again! He Stolared it! There's no fixing it now." (as a kid backs his car up into a fence.)

"Don't touch it! You're gonna Stolar it. Let me handle this instead."
Stolared by MatchNL April 18, 2005
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Skollarodia 

Legend has it this twisted drug cocktail finds its origins in the greasy ghetto of queens university. in a derelict arts majors house one insane man decided to try what everyone was joking about, a Skollarodia. The retarded cousin of a Lin Chang, the Skollarodia is composed of hash, tobacco, and most importantly cocaine. It is smoked out of a bong and lasts for an indefinite amount of time. Fair warning to potential users, u will never be the same.
"How fucked would it be to try a Skollarodia later tonight, haha"
"I just hit a Skollarodia and I can't see"
"Skollarodia is one thing, but we won't do long chongs"
Skollarodia by Pemby shuttle September 6, 2016

Skylared 

Bringing up an inside joke so much that it loses it’s meaning and/or is no longer funny for the rest of the friend group.
“That used to be funny but he really Skylared it.”
Skylared by jorts88 January 15, 2022

Skylared 

Talking about or making fun of a person for and inside joke so much that it is no longer funny for the rest of the friend group.
Man 1: *uses inside joke*
Man 2: “Stop saying that it isn’t funny you Skylared it so bad
Skylared by jorts88 January 15, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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