Skip to main content

skittle shits 

A combination of gas, fecal bits, and bile filled diarrhea that spray out of one's anus in a rainbow projectile fashion.
Hey bro, I was fucking pissed at that bartender chick who quit giving me free drinks, so I went into the bathroom and blasted skittle shits everywhere. I even shit in the soap dispenser.
skittle shits by Assbag666 May 27, 2013
Words you can keep

skittle shits 

when you eat a lot of skittles or something that gives your shit more than a few colors.
hey tyler howd you do on your test today? i failed it cause i was up all night with the skittle shits

hows about them skittle shits?
skittle shits by Tylor M September 12, 2008

Skittle Shits 

When you poop out like 1000 little turds in one push.
Jeeese that tako bell really gave me Skittle Shits
Skittle Shits by Deodorant Jack January 12, 2017

shit's Skittles 

Another way of calling someone a candy ass. A way to imply that said person defecates the hard candy brand Skittles.
That guy collect's small stuffed animals. I wonder if he shit's skittles as well.
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
Next