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when someones saying something you dont agree with your not trying to hear it anymore, you just say skip me, meaning go to a person that wants to hear that bullshit; orginated in cincinnati ohio
first person: i get money

second person: if you get so much money how come you still aint paid me back yet? skip me
skip me by Monstar2k11 October 30, 2010
Words you can keep
What pretty girls who men actually like counter with when they get called “Pick Me” by bitter, fat, lonely, eccentric hair colored feminists.”
You’ll do anything for male attention. You’re such a “pick me.”

You don’t do anything men like that’s why they don’t want you. It’s better to be a pick me and be happy, then to be a “Skip Me” and die alone with your cat and boxed wine.
Skip Me by RedpillRaj November 30, 2022
The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.
"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"

"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"

Skip-me girl 

Shares the same personality as a pick-me girl accept a lot more ugly
Boy 1: Rachel is being such a pick-me girl.
Boy 2: you mean skip-me girl, right? Because she is mad ugly
Skip-me girl by Elfer000 April 16, 2023

Don't Call Me Skip

Expression referring to wanting to be included. A clever way of saying "don't skip me."
Todd: Hey, Bill, Do you want to drink 12 beers and go find some hookers?

Bill: Don't call me skip!
Don't Call Me Skip by EVANJM February 21, 2007
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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