The mother of all skeets, view skeet . A skeet so big that the testicles fall from the body due to a lack of life in them. The reciever of the skeet will become pregnant no matter what oriface the skeet enters. All life was ejected from the testes and entered the receiver.
"Girl, I got pregnant from some trick who pulled a blasted on me. It was a Skeetasaurus Rex."
Used in reference to the awesome tune "sunglasses at night" by Skepta, the quality video for which has skepta dancing and rapping with some bitchin' sunglasses on with lots of fitties dancing/posing around him rather like the opening credits of a bond film.
Props to the guy
A: "mate, I love your skeptas, them be some sick skeptas bro"
B: "yea mate, I look the bizz"
A minor ( mostly female ) who is an icon. Plays basketball and loves lovely peaches. Is a barbz and will not hesitate to spray barbz pefume in anyones eyes.
Afraid of : Figures of Authority such as "Brunos" "Yogis" and "Jans"
Did you see pertacia skertacia? She nailed the bitch between the eyes with her nicki minaj barbz spray
The mother of all skeets, view skeet . A skeet so big that the testicles fall from the body due to a lack of life in them. The reciever of the skeet will become pregnant no matter what oriface the skeet enters. All life was ejected from the testes and entered the receiver. Skeetasaurus Rex
"Girl, I got pregnant from some trick who pulled a blasted on me. It was a Skeetasaurus Rex ."
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.