Skeet Sheet

The comforter placed on the bed at a third rate motel. Such comforters are notoriously known for being covered in bodily fluids from many persons.

When I got to the cheap motel, the first thing I did was to remove the skeet sheet from the top of the bed while wearing gloves.

by Bionic Vodoo Power December 11, 2008

Saul: Damn you fuck that girl?

Thurnis: Nah, that bitch ain't nuthin but a skeet sheet.

by ThurnisWolf July 6, 2011

skeet sheet

Any type of cloth or napkin used to ejaculate into in order to avoid doing so on the floor or other surface.

I wanna go rub one out, but I can't find my skeet sheet.
I always bust a nut in my skeet sheet so that my old lady won't know I was whackin' it.

by M0n$t3r June 11, 2014

a girls face when you are shooting your load on her grill

by Mitch April 5, 2005

a piece of paper towel used to clean up your mess after punching clown.

by Andrew Stump January 10, 2006

The art of ejaculating in an unsuspecting target's bed sheets.

1.Andrew dissed you yesterday, go in his room and leave him a sheet skeet.

2. I wasn't wearing a Jimmy so i had to sheet skeet.

by Browniebaby October 25, 2006

"Shorty sharted in his sleep and left sheet skeet in the morning."

by citizen8 July 11, 2008